The Kingdom of Womble 9055 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.789 billion Womble 9055ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The strong Womble 9055ian economy, worth 364 trillion lire a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Cheese Exports, and Gambling. Average income is 46,826 lire, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 301,802 per year while the poor average 2,935, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 9055's national animal is the swan, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 9055 is ranked 236,517^th in the world and 10,295^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.